Right to be Wrong

Have just heard that Nambo, my favourite member of Her Majesty's Forces, and honourary-big-brother/alternate-universe-boyfriend (see http://newlyweddramaqueen.blogspot.com/2005/01/picture-this.html in case you need a reminder), is returning for the party on Friday.

Is it wrong to vow that I won't eat til then, and go out and buy a new outfit I can't afford?

(Just so you know, I would never ever act on any feelings that either of us might or might not have for each other. Alright?)