Norma

So... looks like the party's off. The invitation-speed battle has been lost by us and won by He-Man's greatest foe...

Skeletor has decided to have a party the same day, which she has sensitively touted as a catch-up for their friendship group (all His old schoolmates), but she felt the need to add that 'partners are welcome'. Oh, well, thanks ever so! I'm so glad you've given me permission to attend! No matter that He and I are MARRIED and I am also friends with 99% of the people there! No no! I am an outsider! Thank you so much for reminding me! Unfortunately I will be unable to accept the invitation, as I am boiling my head that evening.

Have spent this morning in a furious email row with Him, which we are off to conclude in person in a moment.

Fuck, fuckety fuck. This was so much easier when I was single.