Addendum

In the midst of all the social victory, I have entirely neglected another current top story:

Stop press! Scarfee is over the scum sucking loser ex boyfriend, and never wants to set eyes on his miserable ugly little face again!

It's quite a relief, I can tell you. Mainly because I'm shit at sympathy and handing out kleenex, but very good at coming up with cruel and manhood-withering jokes about evil men.

Which probably says quite a lot about my psyche, but never mind.