Facts and Figures

A few things you don't know about me:

1. Much like most men I know, I've had far fewer lovers than everyone thinks (though I have had quite a few)

2. Sometimes I send wishes by email to god@heaven. They never get delivered.

3. I have a 34 inch leg, and therefore struggle endlessly to find trousers that don't skim my ankles.

4. I hold my university's JCR committee's record for the most number of consecutive nights out drinking without a break (jointly with my uni housemates).

5. I refuse to set foot on American soil for political reasons (I have nothing against Americans, just their leader).

6. If I wanted to set foot on American soil, I couldn't because I have previously been arrested for causing a public disturbance (during a Drop the Debt demo).

7. I have dived with sharks.

8. My shortest ever employment was as a waitress. Fifteen minutes into my first shift, a customer tried to feel me up. I poured a beer over him, and was sacked.

9. I used to work in a video store where 90% of the tapes were porn.

10. Every man I've ever had sex with has been either a musician or a professional sportsman.