Oh Joyous Eastertide

I won’t be blogging over Easter my leetle Eengleesh Chums (and my chums of other nationalities – I’m not discriminating), as I shall be busy enhancing my social life. So today you get a bonus amount of blogging to get you through the barren period to come…

My plans for this long weekend:

Open House Party on Friday – at which I shall flirt, drink, dance and be merry, after a lovely morning of lying in and then pampering myself to a state of utmost beauty (as in, as close to beautiful as I can get, not the ultimate state of all beauty as a universal notion). Can’t wait to see my beloved big brother substitutes Cliffhanger and Dettori, as well as Nambo of course. Oh, and there are other people coming too…

Hangover on Saturday – possibly including a visit from MIL. Oh joy. Though I doubt she’ll come. She made a big fuss about seeing us over Easter (because it’s my family’s year for our company, and she doesn’t like that), but then when we said Saturday was our only free day, she said she had planned to come Friday. Tough shit. So now she’s sulking and thus hopefully will stay away…

Family Lunch on Sunday – chez my extended family in Berkshire. Putting aside the fact that we are so skint we will have to fare dodge up there, it means spending time with some of my favourite people in the whole world, including Jellie, so the prospect makes me v v happy. The only thing I will miss is having DaddyCool there, but I’m sure we’ll see him later in the year.

Chores on Monday – insert list here. Laundry, washing up, shopping etc. Oh, and hangovers most probably. And James Bond films (I like watching Bond when hungover).

All in all, I can’t wait!