Arrest Davina!

This woman is a torturer! Behold the instrument of torture!

I did this innocuous looking 'workout DVD' last night. It hurt. And when I woke up this morning, I was in agony.

This woman is dangerous, mean, and finds pleasure in suffering - her own (it seems from the DVD) and other people's!

If you see her, do not approach her, she is freakishly tougher than she looks! Instead, sneak away quietly and hope she doesn't notice your bum jiggling...