Friends Like These
While compiling the New and Improved Sidebar TM*, I realised that I've been rude and never properly introduced you to a lot of the people that I often mention in the blog. So here we go:
Family:
Him - He is my husband. He is not capitalised because He is god, but just because I didn't want to come up with a silly name for Him. He is generally rather lovely, the yang to my yin, the calm to my storm, but like all men can sometimes be a right royal pain in the arse.
Jellie - Jellie is my cousin, an all round goddess, and a fabulous blogger as well. You can read her blog by following the link in the New and Improved Sidebar TM. She is also part of...
...My Family - I've posted about this lot before. See the link in the New and Improved Sidebar TM.
His Family - ditto My Family above
The Girls:
Coxy – girlfriend of Sparky, total sweetie, and ever so slightly old-before-her-time.
Ellby – girlfriend of Monsiuer Coustard, total sweeteie, and ever so slightly young-for-her-age
LadyDi – I went to school with her, and she was the only normal person there. Now living in Scotland with MrDour, who never seems to talk. I just hope he talks to her…
Mockley – one of my favourite, most beautiful people. She helps run a pyrotechnic theatre company, you know.
Queen of the Irish – the girl responsible for introducing me to Him, and the most beautiful girl in Southampton. Not that she knows it.
Scarfee - work colleague, sociopath, and sometime drinking-and-shopping partner
Sweepy – owner of the longest eyelashes in the western world, and the sweetest temperament. Oh, and lots of shoes…
Skeletor/MsKidd – a girl I like a lot when she isn’t trying to steal my crown as the world’s best party hostess.
Thims - she's cool, she's a nurse, she moved to the South Coast. I still love her though.
The Boys:
Beano - ex friend, ex lover, see link in New and Improved Sidebar TM
Cliffhanger – Nambo’s best friend, another Royal Marine with issues. He likes to climb things. While drunk.
Dettori – the shortest Horseguard in the Household Cavalry (yes really), and possessor of an encylopedic knowledge of 60s music (despite being born in 1980)
Monsieur Coustard – professional clown, our Best Man, the definition of a Loaded reader.
Nambo - honorary big brother, Royal Marine, alternate-universe boyfriend, all round good guy. See link.
Ozzie – my lovely mate, except he’s relocating to New bloody Zealand
PianoMan – the tallest, thinnest, and loveliest boy in the world. Just needs to meet the loveliest girl in the world.
Signor Smarm – cousin to Him, a one man smarm offensive
Sparky – the most laid back man in the world. Lives with Coxy.
So that's pretty much everyone I think. Let me know if I've left someone out. I haven't had all that much of a social life over the last little while, but now that we have cash all that will be changing, and you'll be seeing a lot more of this lot. I think you'll like them. I do.
*Yes, I'm proud of working out HTML stuff. So sue me.
Family:
Him - He is my husband. He is not capitalised because He is god, but just because I didn't want to come up with a silly name for Him. He is generally rather lovely, the yang to my yin, the calm to my storm, but like all men can sometimes be a right royal pain in the arse.
Jellie - Jellie is my cousin, an all round goddess, and a fabulous blogger as well. You can read her blog by following the link in the New and Improved Sidebar TM. She is also part of...
...My Family - I've posted about this lot before. See the link in the New and Improved Sidebar TM.
His Family - ditto My Family above
The Girls:
Coxy – girlfriend of Sparky, total sweetie, and ever so slightly old-before-her-time.
Ellby – girlfriend of Monsiuer Coustard, total sweeteie, and ever so slightly young-for-her-age
LadyDi – I went to school with her, and she was the only normal person there. Now living in Scotland with MrDour, who never seems to talk. I just hope he talks to her…
Mockley – one of my favourite, most beautiful people. She helps run a pyrotechnic theatre company, you know.
Queen of the Irish – the girl responsible for introducing me to Him, and the most beautiful girl in Southampton. Not that she knows it.
Scarfee - work colleague, sociopath, and sometime drinking-and-shopping partner
Sweepy – owner of the longest eyelashes in the western world, and the sweetest temperament. Oh, and lots of shoes…
Skeletor/MsKidd – a girl I like a lot when she isn’t trying to steal my crown as the world’s best party hostess.
Thims - she's cool, she's a nurse, she moved to the South Coast. I still love her though.
The Boys:
Beano - ex friend, ex lover, see link in New and Improved Sidebar TM
Cliffhanger – Nambo’s best friend, another Royal Marine with issues. He likes to climb things. While drunk.
Dettori – the shortest Horseguard in the Household Cavalry (yes really), and possessor of an encylopedic knowledge of 60s music (despite being born in 1980)
Monsieur Coustard – professional clown, our Best Man, the definition of a Loaded reader.
Nambo - honorary big brother, Royal Marine, alternate-universe boyfriend, all round good guy. See link.
Ozzie – my lovely mate, except he’s relocating to New bloody Zealand
PianoMan – the tallest, thinnest, and loveliest boy in the world. Just needs to meet the loveliest girl in the world.
Signor Smarm – cousin to Him, a one man smarm offensive
Sparky – the most laid back man in the world. Lives with Coxy.
So that's pretty much everyone I think. Let me know if I've left someone out. I haven't had all that much of a social life over the last little while, but now that we have cash all that will be changing, and you'll be seeing a lot more of this lot. I think you'll like them. I do.
*Yes, I'm proud of working out HTML stuff. So sue me.
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