Annoying Questionnaires

Time of starting? Who cares? What difference does it make? Am I being timed?!

Were you named after anyone? Good question. No, not that I know of

Do you wish on stars? Again, a decent question. Yes, I do.

When did you last cry? Yesterday/day before/day before that... So this question is clearly designed to show me up as the overdramatic emotional wreck I am. Hmmm, that's not something I want to tell everyone via email...

Would YOU be friends with you? Wow! A question on one of these I haven't seen before! The answer being I annoy me, so no!

Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? Again, why on earth would I answer this honestly if it's going to all my friends by email?!

What class in school / uni do you think is totally useless? How random. But of course the answer is algebra. What's 2 x b?! b's a letter, you can't multiply letters. Unless I was absent the day we did the b times table...

Do you use sarcasm a lot? So, this email questionnaire is supposed to be passed between friends. Surely my friends know by now that I say very very little that ISN'T sarcastic. Stupid pointless question then, really.

What do you look for in a guy/girl? Facial hair. Always a telltale sign with a guy/girl. Oh, sorry, did you not mean a person of dubious gender?

How many people do u have a crush on right now? Yes, because I'll answer that honestly and return the questionnaire to my husband...

What colour underwear are you wearing? a) I can never remember and b) why the hell would anyone want to know?! Are you suggesting my friends picture me in my underwear?!

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? I actually quite like this question. Though it has a kind of faux-psychology thing that irritates me. Dark red.

The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Didn't you ask this about the 'girl/guy'? Eyes, smile, arse

Do you like the person who sent you this? Yeah, like I'm going to fill this in, say 'no', and send it on. This is either a stupid question, or one supposed to spoonfeed a funny funny joke answer. Here's mine: I'm married to him, so you'd hope so... Tee hee. Not.

Natural hair colour? Who cares? I can't remember, personally.

Eye colour? Er, if you know me well enough to send me an email questionnaire, surely you already know?

Favourite food? I assume this means I'm getting a dinner invite... mashed potato

Last movie you watched ? Finally a vaguely interesting question! Before Sunset, for the seventeenth time.

Favourite day of the year? Oh please. What a stupid question. There are 365 to choose from, and who knows what lies ahead?! I'll take a guess at December 6th, but the odds are 365/1 against me...

Have you ever been too shy to ask someone out? No. I used to be a right slapper. Or, the answer I'd actually give: Oh yes, of course, I was never a bed hopping slutbag.

Scary movies or happy endings? Both annoy me, and again this faux-psychology does not yield anything revealing.

Hugs or kisses? *yawn*. Both, hee hee hee. Look at me, being all subversive with the either/or questions!

What book/magazine are you reading at the mo? Wow, another vaguely interesting one! Roused me from my near comatose state of boredom. Jilly Cooper. Again.

What's on your mouse pad? A mouse?!

What did you watch on TV last night? I didn't watch TV last night. Even if I had, I would have lied and said something intellectual. The truth would probably involve soaps and channel 5 shockumentaries.

What is your dream job? Ah, ending on a question that I might actually like to know my friends' answers to. Me? Professional sarcasm distributor.

Phew, thank god I only posted this on here, and not to all the friends gagging for my banal answers!

(Can you tell I'm bored and pissed off?!)