Normal Service is Resumed

I just spent 45 minutes writing a post about the unpleasant email I've been receiving in relation to this blog. The one about me being a 'godforsaken whore' was a particular highlight. However, I've decided I'm just going to say this instead: I put my thoughts (and to some extent my life) out here in the public domain, and of course I'm aware that some people aren't going to like 'me'. But you've got problems if reading a few pages of someone's blog prompts you to write an email of abuse that made even me turn pale. Fella, whoever you are, you need help. I just hope you get it before someone smashes your face in with a baseball bat.

Anyway...

Random news of the week: you know how Boots put little security tags on expensive things like perfume or electrical goods? Well guess what? They've now started tagging... cellulite creams!! I almost wet myself laughing when I noticed. I have this image of desperate women, seeing summer approaching, trying to smuggle tubes of L'Oreal's finest out under their coats. Fabulous.

Acquiring April and The Money seems to have given my social life a large shot of adrenaline. I now have plans every weekend until mid June, and I'm pathetically overexcited. Particularly as the next two weekends involve a trip to France with Him, and then a trip to Edinburgh to see Princess Di. Hurrah!

It's been a strange couple of weeks though, I have to say. My head's not together yet, to be honest. But I'm getting there, I hope.