In Other News...

I have rediscovered the joys of vitriolic ranting - it makes me feel sooooo cleansed! For recent targets of the ranting please see here: http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/ and here: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/49592004.htm

I have begun to enjoy writing elegantly penned and bitingly sarcastic letters to banks. I may even publish a book of them, so stunning can they be.

I have managed to combine a bikini top from debenhams sale with bottoms from primark (don't laugh) to make a perfectly acceptable super-cheap bikini. Just hope it doesn't fall apart mid-holiday.

I am going through a period of being permanently starving hungry. This is depressing, because I want to be thinner for my holiday, not fatter!

I am going to see Supergran tomorrow for the night, then having lunch with Jellie on Saturday. I am disproportionately excited.

He has finally agreed that we can move away at the beginning of next year. Now we just have to agree on where...

Last night was the first time in ages that I bought a bottle of wine and actually left some for the next day instead of drinking the lot.