Petty Victory

As always during an election campaign, I am being inundated with mailshots from all three main parties. Oh, and UKIP, but they just make me laugh! And the British Nazi Party, but more on that later...

This is what I'm doing with it this year:

LibDem - read, digest, bin

Conservative - read, laugh, bin

UKIP - don't read, laugh, bin

Labour - dropped into little alcove outside the front door, screwed up (will not give them house room, even in my bin)

BNP - dropped into little alcove outside the front door, with 'Fuck off nazi bastards' scrawled on it (will not give them house room, even to wipe my arse with)

I'm taking bets on how many campaign leaflets have to be chucked outside the door before they stop putting them through. At present the score is:

Labour 5
BNP 1

But I'll keep you posted...