Something Lighthearted
Now, I've just finished reading Jordan's autobiography, and have come to truly appreciate what a sweet, loving girl she is under all that slap. So imagine how upset I was to see her getting a roasting in the press for the outfit she wore at the Soap Awards (link below)
http://newswww.bbc.net.uk/media/images/41121000/jpg/_41121115_jordan.jpg
Isn't it obvious what she's done? Now that Peter's 'career' has disappeared again and she's too pregnant for blokes to want to bash the bishop over pictures of her in her scanties, she's getting a little worried about cash.
SO instead of forking over a couple of hundred quid for a nice new maternity evening gown, she's gone to the wardrobe, pulled out one of her old frocks, sliced it down the sides, and sewn on some straps to hold the front and back pieces together: voila! a red carpet dress for the cost of a takeaway pizza!
You see? You see? She's being a caring parent! She's putting the sproglet's need for burberry babygros before her own need for a decent outfit! We should be commending the woman!
Hell, she might even be the next Asda mum of the week...
http://newswww.bbc.net.uk/media/images/41121000/jpg/_41121115_jordan.jpg
Isn't it obvious what she's done? Now that Peter's 'career' has disappeared again and she's too pregnant for blokes to want to bash the bishop over pictures of her in her scanties, she's getting a little worried about cash.
SO instead of forking over a couple of hundred quid for a nice new maternity evening gown, she's gone to the wardrobe, pulled out one of her old frocks, sliced it down the sides, and sewn on some straps to hold the front and back pieces together: voila! a red carpet dress for the cost of a takeaway pizza!
You see? You see? She's being a caring parent! She's putting the sproglet's need for burberry babygros before her own need for a decent outfit! We should be commending the woman!
Hell, she might even be the next Asda mum of the week...
posted by Mookmoo at 9:50 am
1 Comments:
Nononononononononono....
In order to be an Asda Mum of the Week, you have to illtreat your children by making them get their clothes from Asda and sending them to parties in it to be bullied, and then force feed them anything in breadcrumbs--chicken scrotum nuggets, fish eye fingers, that has been deep fried in pure lard for 10 minutes! It also helps if at least 3 of your children have different fathers, a minimum of 4 of your kids have ASBO's and all of them beat up their teacher regularly.
I too enjoyed the Jordan Autobiography and would love to have a look at Gareth Gate's foreskin now.....
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